Bedtime Wish

Mikayla: I wish I could be in the Bible.
Daddy: Oh, yeah? Why's that?
Mikayla: Because then everyone would read about me.
Daddy: Oh, you want to be famous. (grin)

Chocolate dogs

Mikayla: I love this dog, it's color is like chocolate!
Daddy: You know, there's a brown dog that's called a chocolate Lab.
M: I would like to eat up that dog!
D: You'd want to eat a dog? I don't think you'd like that.
M: Well, if it was cooked.